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saturday, march 19th. i've been convinced i should go see the batman-- it's cold, it's early, i am tired. but i won't complain. my expectations are low, but not as low as they should be. i hold onto what little hope i have, praying for a miracle. there's a gun on my hip. you can't trust the crazies who walk in to shoot up theaters-- but then i think to myself, am i the crazy one? after all, i just spent $12.50 and my entire saturday seeing this piece of shit. but hey, at least the company is worth it.